Guy Tumblr Themes
home ask me archive Themes

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

image

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 older »